There is a song in US called the Yellow Rose of Texas
Here is the
parody
pictures and cartoons at the site
http://kimilbush.isa-geek.net/YROT.htmlThe
Yellow Rogue of Texas
As a fifth generation Texan, I'm ashamed of G.W. Bush,
fake Texan and fake
President.
And unlike some, I will never apologize for
my views.
If you can't stand dissent, you're in the wrong country and on the
wrong page!
To refresh your memory of this timeless song,
Click
here to hear the
tune
There's a yellow rogue from Texas,
Who's daddy was the
chief,
He was one very dim son, So he became
a
thief.
Then when he stole the 'lection, It'd
like to broke my
heart,
To see this lovely country, Stole by
rich old nasty
farts.
Daddy bought him into Yale, To
study
history,
But reading was tough going, So sad
was his
story.
Cheerleading more his liking, He saw
great things
ahead,
Now he's the chief cheerleader, For
all those whose brains are
dead.
He's the meanest little cowchip, These
eyes have ever
seen,
He learned a lot from Mama, That mean
goat-roping
queen.
And he hands out special favors, To all
his kith and
kin,
But if you point the finger, Man
they're sure to haul you
in.
Now when it came to Viet Nam, Little
smirking chimp said
no,
Daddy rich and connected, Made sure he
didn't
go.
Instead he cowered yellow, While others
went to
die,
Now we're in an endless war, Thanks to
his atrocious
lies.
Yes the yellow rogue of Texas, Went
AWOL from the
Guard,
He hid out in the bushes, a-snorting
mighty
hard.
When they asked him why he'd done it,
He smirked and scratched his
head,
My Daddy said I oughtta, Let those
brown boys go
instead.
Oh the yellow rogue of Texas, Is
dastardly
indeed,
He takes away from children, the things
they dearly
need.
And he screws the old folks royal,
while spittin' in their
eye,
The yellow rogue of Texas, Is his
Mama's kind of
guy.
Oh the yellow TV anchors, They never
question
hard,
The yellow rogue from Texas, He's got
them by the
nards.
Dare they not suck up daily, Their
ratings might go
down,
If they ever pry too deeply, That which
might expose the clown.
He's the dimmest li'l light bulb, That Texas
ever
grew,
And here's the real amazing part, I bet you
never
knew.
He's really not from Texas, He's a Yankee
from
Northeast,
To claim that he's a Texan, Is a shame to
say the
least.
So beware the rogue of Texas, All ye who
want the
truth,
They'll hunt you down and smoke you, They're
all fresh out of
ruth.
And if you go gettin' onry, Remember what
I've
said,
The yellow rogue of Texas, Will two-step
right on your
head.
All images courtesy of dca.boozle.net
Verses 3, 5, 6 ,9 Copyright
extexan
Verse 8 courtesy of ChokeOnIt
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