You should all be aware of this.....
> > > >
> > > > If you receive an email entitled "Bollocks, " delete it
IMMEDIATELY.
>Do
> > > not
> > > > open it.
> > > >
> > > > Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
>everything
> > on
> > > > your hard drive,
> > > > but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your
> > computer.
> > > >
> > > > It demagnetises the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It changes
>your
> > > > cash card pin number, screws up the tracking on your video and uses
> > > > subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
> > > >
> > > > It will program your phone auto-dial to call only sex chat-line
>numbers.
> > > >
> > > > This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
> > > >
> > > > IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
> > > >
> > > > It will drink ALL your beer.
> > > >
> > > > FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
> > > >
> > > > It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
>expecting
> > > > company.
> > > >
> > > > It will replace your shampoo with battery acid and your battery
acid
> > with
> > > > petrol, all the
> > > > while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind  you back and
>billing
> > > > their sordid hotel rendezvous to your visa card.
> > > >
> > > > It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way
>that
>is
> > > > only fun until
> > > > someone loses an eye.
> > > >
> > > > It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs
to
> > > > passive tense and
> > > > incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the
> > > > interpretations of key sentences.
> > > >
> > > > It will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged
>in
> > > > dangerously close to a full bathtub.
> > > >
> > > > It will ring your grans doorbell, then run away before she gets
>there.
> > > >
> > > > It will also refill your skimmed milk with whole milk.
> > > >
> > > > ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
> > > >
> > > > And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart
>so
> > > hard
> > > > that your right
> > > > leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending
>sparks
> > that
> > > > will ignite the
> > > > person nearest you.
> > > >
> > > > Send to everyone .
> > > >
> > > > (In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
>
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> > confidential
> > > and
> > > > is the property of the Cap Gemini Ernst & Young Group. It is
>intended
> > only
> > > for
> > > > the person to whom it is addressed. If you are not the intended
> > recipient,
> > > you
> > > > are not authorized to read, print, retain, copy, disseminate,
> > distribute,
> > > or use
> > > > this message or any part thereof. If you receive this message in
>error,
> > > please
> > > > notify the sender immediately and delete all copies of this message
>".
> > > >
> > >
> >
>
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> > > ****************
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> >




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