You should all
be aware of this.....
> > > >
> > > > If you
receive an email entitled "Bollocks, " delete
it
IMMEDIATELY.
>Do
> > > not
> > > > open
it.
> > > >
> > > > Apparently this one is pretty
nasty. It will not only erase
>everything
> > on
> >
> > your hard drive,
> > > > but it will also delete
anything on disks within 20 feet of your
> > computer.
> >
> >
> > > > It demagnetises the strips on ALL of your
credit cards. It changes
>your
> > > > cash card pin
number, screws up the tracking on your video and uses
> > > >
subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
> >
> >
> > > > It will program your phone auto-dial to call
only sex chat-line
>numbers.
> > > >
> > > >
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
> > >
>
> > > > IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE
SHOWERING.
> > > >
> > > > It will drink ALL your
beer.
> > > >
> > > > FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU
LISTENING??
> > > >
> > > > It will leave dirty
underwear on the coffee table when you are
>expecting
> > >
> company.
> > > >
> > > > It will replace your
shampoo with battery acid and your battery
acid
> > with
>
> > > petrol, all the
> > > > while dating your current
boy/girlfriend behind you back and
>billing
> > > >
their sordid hotel rendezvous to your visa card.
> > > >
>
> > > It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a
way
>that
>is
> > > > only fun until
> >
> > someone loses an eye.
> > > >
> > > > It
will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs
to
>
> > > passive tense and
> > > > incorporating
undetectable misspellings which grossly change the
> > > >
interpretations of key sentences.
> > > >
> > > >
It will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer
plugged
>in
> > > > dangerously close to a full
bathtub.
> > > >
> > > > It will ring your grans
doorbell, then run away before she gets
>there.
> > >
>
> > > > It will also refill your skimmed milk with whole
milk.
> > > >
> > > > ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE
AS YOU CAN. *******
> > > >
> > > > And if you
don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart
>so
> >
> hard
> > > > that your right
> > > > leg will
spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending
>sparks
> >
that
> > > > will ignite the
> > > > person
nearest you.
> > > >
> > > > Send to everyone
.
> > > >
> > > > (In case you are a blonde, this
is a joke.)
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
>
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
>
> > >
>
>
>
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>
> > ****************
> > > > " This message contains
information that may be privileged or
> > confidential
> >
> and
> > > > is the property of the Cap Gemini Ernst &
Young Group. It is
>intended
> > only
> > >
for
> > > > the person to whom it is addressed. If you are not
the intended
> > recipient,
> > > you
> > >
> are not authorized to read, print, retain, copy, disseminate,
> >
distribute,
> > > or use
> > > > this message or any
part thereof. If you receive this message in
>error,
> > >
please
> > > > notify the sender immediately and delete all
copies of this message
>".
> > > >
> >
>
>
>
>
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>
> > ****************
> > > >
> > > >
>
> >
> > >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
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