You couldn't make it up . . .

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From: [log in to unmask] href="mailto:[log in to unmask]">r.j. Nicolet

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Sent: Tuesday, March 05, 2002 6:39 AM

Subject: The Paper is unable to consider unsolicited submissions

Dear Sir or Madame,

You should consider me. I am the greatest poet of all time. Please let me know if you reconsidered.

r,j. Nicolet