Dear All,
 
I have yet to check out the other Snapshots, but I am sure that mine will be one of the shortest.  This is, however, still typical of where I work.
 
Heathrow Airport, Terminal One, 11:43
 
Tannoy:  Passenger Villa, Passenger Villa, please go to Gate 11 im-MEE-diately.
 
 
All the best
 
pHIL