On Sun, 9 Dec 2001 20:53:54 -0000, Lawrence Upton <[log in to unmask]> wrote: >Unless you get killed by some airhead with power who can't get things in >proportion > >L > Lawrence, thank you for your curse. Can I allow myself a few more options than the one you have so neatly described(or prescribed)? Here they are: 1. unless I get cancer 2. Unless I kill myself 3. Unless I have a car crash 4. Unless I drawn while swimming 5. Unless a wind storm makes a vase fall on my head while I walk 6. Unless I get fulminant epathitis 7. Unless a car runs over me 8. Unless I choke 10.Unless I fall down the stars. Also, shall I foresee one more options for you too, Western mortal? 11. Unless you get patological diarrea. erminia