ROUNDUP (taking advantage of local color) "Mr. H., see your last few Wednesdays languishing in the corral? They have foot in mouth disease." "I know, they wax a bit poetical, is that what's wrong?" "Yes, it's the damn flab, too wordy to billboard, too obscure to show honestly to schoolkids. Are you some kind of fop or New Yorker?" "What do I do with the things? They took only a few minutes but I'm sort of attached." "Gosh, I didn't know you was a Wednesday lover of verbiage. We'll keep 'em penned up, see if they slim down a bit. If the're no takers, we'll stampede them out past some gathering anthologies near Iowa or Buffalo." Westcliffe, CO 4:27 PM 5 September 2001