Oh, you are so sweet!....... (*Today I am murning someone, too .....my mother in law died, at 16.00pm of this spring day. Tomorrow morning I will fly to Naples for her her funeral> we had the same name, Erminia ( a name so rare that maybe in your entire life you maybe meet only another women called the same...... and that was her). I will not be in touch for a while. I hope life is generous with you, meanwhiel, little genious. EP ----- Original Message ----- From: <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Monday, April 24, 2000 7:02 PM Subject: Re: PeeWee Hermeneia's cunning linguistics [was Re: Saffo? I hope not.....] > EP e' morto! Viva EP! (Say, isn't that what they used to call > Evans-Pritchard? Any relation?) > > You are cheering me up, too, roedeer sole, when I am so sad over > Doug Oliver's death. And how he would have loved your "infinite > chances of Being"! He became very interested in bees when he wrote > his Cave poem, you know, and we used to joke about the Great Chain > of Beeing. I've just been musing on a lovely story he told me he > read in a Renaissance book called _The Feminine Monarchie_ (which > had reversed a long poetic tradition, going back to Vergil at > least, of male queen bees): a beekeeper once put a Communion wafer > at the entrance to his hive in hopes of increasing honey production. > When he later examined the hive, he discovered--Doug said--that the > bees had made a wax cathedral "and were flying around it sweetly > humming." > > What did Voltaire whisper in my "infant ear"? He said (in French, > of course--this is just a rough, preschool-girl translation): > "Littlebig-ette, no matter how long a baguette life begets you, > never forget that half a loaf is NOT better than none." > > From the Vicarage, Durham > > ___________________________________________________________ > >Dear Candida, > > > >today, 12.40 a.m, I am dead in my hotel room. > >Thank you very much for you many jokes that cheered me up, > >while getting stiffer. > >My lower limbs already turned blue, all my beauty gone, > >I contemplate the infinite chances of Being. > >The TV is still on, someone is talking: > >the Italian handsome Prime Minister D'Alema, has resigned. > >Fair enough! > >Il Re e' morto! Viva il Re! > > > >And I, what do I say, in my corrupted flash, between axe and stoke , > >waiting with wide-opened eyes? > >I say : "Dear Candice, how about Voltaire? > >What did he whisper in your infant ear? > >Apologies, dear Soul, for all the troubles that caused you to learn your > >language." > > > >Dearly yours, EP > ___________________________________________________________________ > >> Apologies in turn, sandal-wing, for my sharpish tone! Don't know > >> what it is about Good Friday that always puts me in such a Bad > >> Moody, but all this dirty talk on Easter Sunday is making me feel > >> cheerful as a resurrection (wishin' you a Burkin' Hare day, too). > >> > >> To answer your questions below--by all means, call me "Candida," > >> if you like, for it is well known that I come from the Land of > >> Hams (pace Circe), and your Terry Southern Italian dialect is > >> udderly irresistible. > >> > >> A "come-on" is the "ordinary language" term for what philosophers > >> of the Wittgensteinian ilk call a proposition. As for the lewdic > >> "Mister Viv" and your queries re Penelope (Nope), Circe (C above, > >> er, minnie-haha), Nausica (Miss Prince, don't make me sick!)--now > >> ulyssen to me, Charmeneia, I am of course the very one you left > >> out of your reckoning: APOCALYPSO. [Say, Viv, think Reg could > >> interest Her Mes Jesty in a little sportswear avant elle pass > >> ananty?] > >> > >> As beautiful as U2? Heaven forfend! You will be envy-green to hear > >> that I'm as ugly as Sappho--an embarrassment of grasses (if not so > >> long on lasses)--bleu-frommage caked and round-faced as the moon on > >> cortisone-- > >> > >> Porcinea > >> > >> What-ho the Boatman? Cometh yet? > _______________________________________________________________________ > >> >And how about your name: do you mind if I call you Candida, with all the > >> >sweet implications that the name implies? > >> >"Candida e pura come un fiore. > >> >Candidamente casta come il sole. > >> >Gnetile tu mi appari all'imbrunire." > >> >(By the way... for cultural barriers I have a problem with phrasal verbs > >in > >> >English; What do you mean when you say : ("besides your come-ons to Viv, > >I > >> >mean.) , I did not catch your allusions to Mister Viv who was so charming > >as > >> >to exchange ludic poetic language games about Ulysses? Could you explain > >> >better the matter? Are you his Penelope? His Circe? His Nausica? > >> > > >> >I am sorry to have been unable to understand the tone of your letter > >> >completely. > >> >Sorry also to have offended your Saffo (whose poetry, as I have pointed > >out > >> >in my letter, I deeply, immensely admire). > >> >A last question, dear Candice: are you beautiful as me too? > >> >Sorry for my misprints: I am long sighted and short of glasses. > >> >EP > %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%