Here is a summary of the responses I received with regards to my query about statistical quotes on the web. 1. http://info.business.utah.edu/~bebrblf/statjoke.html 2. http://www.ilstu.edu/~gcramsey/Gallery.html 3 http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes 4. http://members.home.net/terrabyte 5. http://www.staff.ncl.ac.uk/s.j.cotterill/#stats 6. http://www.ucl.ac.uk/~ucaksjs/gmcpw.html 7. http://www.stat.ucla.edu/phplib/lists.phtml 8. http://seamonkey.ed.asu.edu/cgi-bin/quoteme/ --------- I have a (zipped postscript) file of quotes (quot2ps.zip) downloadable from: http://www.warwick.ac.uk/statsdept/Staff/JEHS/ ---------- Many thanks to all those who responded. Mark, %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%