"A
colleague of mine had a case where his probation had an abortion, and the very
next day tested positive for amphetamines. The clinic wrote a letter with
the following punchline:
"According to CRNA, Methergine (stimulant)
and Pitocin (stimulant) are drugs that will stimulate the nervous system.
It may be possible for a patient to test positive for amphetamines." "
Under what
circumstances could any health care professional with two neurons to rub
together to form a marginal approximation of a synapse write such a letter?
It displays such ignorance of basic pharmacology, chemistry and drug screening
that even a nurse with an MBA could do better.
I'll
prepare a summary of any useful or particularly amusing comments you lot make
for the delection of the other list.
Robert
Forest
