On 9/29/99, [log in to unmask] writes:
<<I think having a good sense of humour means more than telling a joke at the
interview!>>
***Among many things, it also means:
1. Taking any political promises seriously
2. Claiming that you can heal everything with a twist of the old bones
3. Proposing that Americans should bury their guns
4. Stating that chiros are better manipulators than physios
5. Believing that medics know what physios really do
6. Believing that all therapy is scientific
7. Believing that the mind plays no role in PHYSICAL therapy
8. Believing that chiros invented manipulation
9. Believing that any forms of medical insurance are altruistic
10. Believing that holistic healing is holistic
11. Believing CIA figures that the American literacy rate is 97%
12. Believing that wealth makes one a better human
13. Believing that the problems in Kosovo were solved by UN bombing
14. Believing in evolution - we all know that we devolved to our present
state
15. Believing that well-marketed pain killers kill chronic pain
16. Believing that doctors know more about healthy living than your pet hound
17. Believing any TV infomercials
18. Believing that your employers will ever enjoy your sense of humour
19. Believing that things can't get worse
20. Believing that your spouse was working late all last weekend
21. Believing what your teenage offspring was it said it was doing until 2am
22. Believing that you have all the answers
23. Believing that your country is always right
24. Believing car and physio machine salesmen
25. Believing any weather reports
26. Taking the stock exchange seriously
27. Believing anyone who says "You can trust me!"
29. Believing that ageing is graceful
30. Believing that medics will suggest the cheapest remedy
31. Believing that your medical bill will not amaze you
32. Believing that the Constitution allows loving liberty and fairness for
all
33. Believing that the I in the CIA or MI6 has anything to do with
Intelligence
34. Believing that religious types bless their brothers who road rage at them
35. Believing that you are always a 'nice' person
There are many more ways of making prospective employers and your colleagues
laugh. As the Moody Blues sang, "It is all around if you would but
perceive". So, go out and perceive life for what it is and you shall always
be laughing and in state of humorous apoplexy. Anyhow, nothing that a bit of
spinal manipulation cannot cure!
Dr Mel C Siff
Denver, USA
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