I once had a friend who was asked at an interview 'how many A levels have
you?'. He replied 27. When the interviewer said 'you must be joking' he said
' well you started it'.
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To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]>;
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Date: 29 September 1999 22:15
Subject: Sense of humour
>On 9/29/99, [log in to unmask] writes:
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><<I think having a good sense of humour means more than telling a joke at
the
>interview!>>
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>***Among many things, it also means:
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> 1. Taking any political promises seriously
> 2. Claiming that you can heal everything with a twist of the old bones
> 3. Proposing that Americans should bury their guns
> 4. Stating that chiros are better manipulators than physios
> 5. Believing that medics know what physios really do
> 6. Believing that all therapy is scientific
> 7. Believing that the mind plays no role in PHYSICAL therapy
> 8. Believing that chiros invented manipulation
> 9. Believing that any forms of medical insurance are altruistic
>10. Believing that holistic healing is holistic
>11. Believing CIA figures that the American literacy rate is 97%
>12. Believing that wealth makes one a better human
>13. Believing that the problems in Kosovo were solved by UN bombing
>14. Believing in evolution - we all know that we devolved to our present
>state
>15. Believing that well-marketed pain killers kill chronic pain
>16. Believing that doctors know more about healthy living than your pet
hound
>17. Believing any TV infomercials
>18. Believing that your employers will ever enjoy your sense of humour
>19. Believing that things can't get worse
>20. Believing that your spouse was working late all last weekend
>21. Believing what your teenage offspring was it said it was doing until
2am
>22. Believing that you have all the answers
>23. Believing that your country is always right
>24. Believing car and physio machine salesmen
>25. Believing any weather reports
>26. Taking the stock exchange seriously
>27. Believing anyone who says "You can trust me!"
>29. Believing that ageing is graceful
>30. Believing that medics will suggest the cheapest remedy
>31. Believing that your medical bill will not amaze you
>32. Believing that the Constitution allows loving liberty and fairness for
>all
>33. Believing that the I in the CIA or MI6 has anything to do with
>Intelligence
>34. Believing that religious types bless their brothers who road rage at
them
>35. Believing that you are always a 'nice' person
>
>There are many more ways of making prospective employers and your
colleagues
>laugh. As the Moody Blues sang, "It is all around if you would but
>perceive". So, go out and perceive life for what it is and you shall
always
>be laughing and in state of humorous apoplexy. Anyhow, nothing that a bit
of
>spinal manipulation cannot cure!
>
>Dr Mel C Siff
>Denver, USA
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