In the spirit of comic relief please try to better this.. Its not
difficult but it is a recycled joke!
The Brain Transplant=20
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The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to
"Things don't look good." The only chance is a brain transplant. =
This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is
that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs =
yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.=20
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"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."=20
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all
the men nodded becuase they thought they understood. A few actually =
smirked. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why
the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"=20
"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team.=20
"Women's brains have to be marked down because they have actually
been used."
Any comments from the sisters???..Heh.=20
Just us,=20
Edwin N Susan=20
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specialists =
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look good." The only chance is a brain transplant. This is
an=20
experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that =
brains are=20
very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs=20
yourselves."</FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=3DArial><FONT=20
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younger male=20
relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded becuase
they =
thought=20
they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient's
daughter =
was=20
unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between =
male brains=20
and female brains?"</FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT =
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1>"A =
standard=20
pricing practice," said the head of the =
team.</FONT></FONT></FONT>=20
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size=3D-1>"Women's brains=20
have to be marked down because they have actually been=20
used."</FONT></FONT></FONT></P></BLOCKQUOTE>Any comments
from =
the=20
sisters???..Heh.=20
<P>Just us, <BR>Edwin N Susan </P></BODY></HTML>
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