Dear Kevin
I really enjoy reading a good medical joke, so please send some.
I don't have any jokes but I was sent some amusing medical quotes last week
and I thought you might enjoy those. Here are a few of them:
+ACM-By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling
better.
+ACM-She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states that she
was very hot in bed last night.
+ACM-The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1994.
+ACM-The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears depressed.
+ACM-Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
+ACM-The patient refused an autopsy.
+ACM-Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
+ACM-The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
+ACM-She slipped on ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in
early december.
+ACM-While in the ER, she was examined ,X-rated and sent home.
+ACM-When she fainted her eyes rolled around the room.
Sorry if this detracts fom the serious debate, but we all benefit from the
physiological effects of laughing now and again.
Claire
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+AD4APg- WITH APOLOGIES FOR CROSS LISTING.
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+AD4APg- I am the Public Relations Officer and Editor of ACPIM, (UK) Association
of
+AD4APg- Chartered Physiotherapists Interested in Massage. For massage read any
soft
+AD4APg- tissue approaches. I am looking for articles, ideally original, but not
+AD4APg- strictly, for our newly updated but modest journal.. Any papers, letters
etc
+AD4APg- would be gratefully received and if appropriate to our journal published.
+AD4APg- Anything on the soft tissues would be considered.
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+AD4APg- I am also trying to build up a directory of physical medicine jokes. If
you
+AD4APg- feel the mail list would be interested please respond as usual. If not my
+AD4APg- personal email is kevin.reese+AEA-virginnet.uk
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