After the IBG... I got this...
> Why God Never Received Tenure at any
> University
>
>
>
> 1.He had only one major publication.
>
> 2.It was in Hebrew.
>
> 3.It had no references.
>
> 4.It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
>
> 5.Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
>
> 6.It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done
> since then?
>
> 7.His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
>
> 8.The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his
> results.
>
> 9.He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human
> subjects.
>
> 10.When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by
> drowning the subjects.
>
> 11.When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from
> the sample .
>
> 12.He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
>
> 13.Some say he had his son teach the class.
>
> 14.He expelled his first two students for learning.
>
> 15.Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed
> his tests.
>
> 16.His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a
> mountaintop.
>
>
>
>
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> Gabor VARNAI
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> Institute of Sociology, Hungarian Academy of Sciences
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