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From: Jeremy Harrison <[log in to unmask]>
>"Hello this is the doctor's surgery. If you have chest pain dial 999, if
you
>have an injury such as a cut finger go to CASUALTY, if you want advice call
>this advice line xxxxxx, if you feel depressed the number for the
Samaritans
>is xxxxxx, .........(blah, blah, blah.....5 minutes....blah).........,
If you're feeling obsessive then press 5 repeatedly.
If anxious press 1, no 5, help 6 OH MY GOD I'VE FORGOTTEN.
If on major tranquillisers press 1234 very slowly.
If on speed press all the buttons as fast as you can.
If apathetic phone back tomorrow.
If paranoid don't press anything we know where YOU ARE!!
Simon,
Nothing helpful to post - except drop the A.
Simon Carley
SpR in Emergency Medicine
Hope Hospital
Salford
England
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