I thought this was an interesting spin on an idea... and would bring
a few smiles to list members. Apologies in advance for cross-
posting and to those people who think it's an inappropriate message
for the forums...
Spence
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> > Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge
> > device, trade-named -- BOOK.
> >
> > BOOK is a revolutionary break-through in technology: no wires, no
> > electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched
> > on. It's so easy to use, even a child can operate it.
> >
> > Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere -- even sitting in an
> > armchair by the fire -- yet it is powerful enough to hold as much
> > information as a CD-ROM disc.
> >
> > Here's how it works:
> >
> > BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper
> > recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information.
> > The pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder
> > which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence.
> >
> > Opaque Paper Technology (OPT) allows manufacturers to use both sides of
> > the sheet, doubling the information density and cutting costs.
> > Experts are divided on the prospects for further increases in
> > information density; for now, BOOKS with more information simply use
> > more pages. Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information
> > directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next
> > sheet.
> >
> > BOOK may be taken up at any time and used merely by opening it.
> >
> > BOOK never crashes or requires rebooting, though, like other devices,
> > it can become damaged if coffee is spilled on it and it becomes
> > unusable if dropped too many times on a hard surface. The "browse"
> > feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forward or
> > backward as you wish. Many come with an "index" feature, which
> > pin-points the exact location of any selected information for instant
> > retrieval.
> >
> > An optional "Bookmark" accessory allows you to open BOOK to the exact
> > place you left it in a previous session -- even if the BOOK has been
> > closed. Bookmarks fit universal design standards; thus, a single
> > Bookmark can be used in Books by various manufacturers. Conversely,
> > numerous BOOK markers can be used in a single BOOK if the user wants to
> > store numerous views at once. The number is limited only by the number
> > of pages in the BOOK. You can also make personal notes next to BOOK
> > text entries with optional programming tools, Portable Erasable Nib
> > Cryptic Intercommunication Language Styli (PENCILS).
> >
> > Portable, durable, and affordable, BOOK is being hailed as a precursor
> > of a new entertainment wave. Book's appeal seems so certain that
> > thousands of content creators have committed to the platform and
> > investors are reportedly flocking to invest. Look for a flood of new
> > titles soon.
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