>From the "Gentleman's Magazine" 1738
"On a certain Moneyed and Honeyed Reviewer at Court"
My friend you are uncommonly Witty
(and we know that it is based on Class)
and your fingers are sticky and shitty
and we know that you have a silver ass
But it is ungentlemanly to fart
and to render this wind in a Review
and pass if off as some form of Art
which might as with Stocks accrue
attention from those who cruise the Net,
pass your self off as a Pessoan name,
why that Sir is close to being a Tort
and can only bring on yourself
Croesian shame.
Urbanus, Cantab.
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