In a message dated 10/12/98 9:53:51 PM Eastern Daylight Time, [log in to unmask]
writes:
<< Lucy Goosey, SPT, wrote:
>>Dr. Siff,
>
>>I am a first year student in the PT certificate program at Slacker College.
>I was wondering, um, since you are, like, a teacher or something, you
>probably have lots of old student papers. Could you send me one, perhaps
one
that
>got an "A". I need it very soon, like, before Wednesday. Thanks for
helping
>me graduate.
In a message dated 10/12/98 9:53:51 PM Eastern Daylight Time, [log in to unmask]
respondes:
***Judging from the articulate, well-structured and professional approach of
your letter, you have followed my guidelines in an exemplary fashion and have
decided (after consulting my good colleague, Dean of the Faculty of Physical
Therapy at Slacker, Professing Dr G Vreeslijk Domenlui) that you definitely
do
not need to submit any further written projects to fulfill the criteria for
your degree. All that you need is some practical training and an internship
in the White House will offer more than adequate experience.
We consider that a project or dissertation written after your internship will
offer you greater rewards.
Very insincerely
Dr Mal Siff
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Dr. Mal,
You offer excellent advice to this future colleague. I think the internship
will do her well. I would like to offer the following "guidelines" for
students doing the internship.
1. When approaching the President, identify themselves and their political
party.
2. State their perversion and the reason for submitting to the President.
3. Summarize all other affairs with politicians
4. Thank anyone close to the President for sharing time with him.
5. Posts a summary of inside information and/or a list of events just in case
that information is needed in an inquiry.
6. Address the President in a professional and respectful tone
7. Submits letters to close friends subdivided into paragraphs, using
sentences of limited
length, using capitalized headings for subsections if the material is lengthy
and
never writing a whole letter in capitals. (Note that this information may be
used against you)
I hope this helps.................Dr. Nick
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