....Research Laboratory invites *ideas* for research proposals and other Q
& As.
Said ideas should be of no longer than ONE SENTENCE and should NOT, repeat
NOT, be accompanied by dead tree material in any shape or form.
Ideas should be posted to the Free Pint Forum at:
www.freepint.co.uk
WILLCO WWW Research Laboratory Director (Alison Scammell) does not wish to
apologise for cross postings.
Because there are no cross postings.
********Great Q & As of Our Time**********
Question: Why has William Hann eaten his very last creme caramel at Alison
Scammell's house? Is it because,
a) Alison Scammell doesn't like William Hann and never ever wants to see
him again (let alone offer him creme caramel).
Or is it,
b) Because Alison Scammell is investing in a pretty nifty but expensive key
man insurance policy with a party-of-the-party sub sub sub clause linking
cholesterol intake and 25 year old type A high achieving combos of Branson/
Gates/ Negroponte and Commander ***king Data of the ***king Starship
***king Enterprise.
Question: Why will you no longer be able to see Alison Scammell do her 3
ball cascade juggling trick at international conferences?
Is it,
a) Because Alison Scammell never gets invited to international conferences.
b) Because Alison Scammell is bored of having balls in her hands.
or is it
c) Because Alison now does the Free Pint Flip, a two handed trick involving
leather (original edition) Free Pint coasters and two pints of water.
Alison Scammell MA MIInfSci
Information Management Consultant
42 Beadon Rd
Bromley
Kent BR2 9AT
email: [log in to unmask]
Tel: 0181 466 1372
0181 460 5850
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