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A gesture in anticipation of some assistance.
> Subject: HUMOR: Product warning labels
>>>
>>> You have to wonder about the people who prompted the necessity for some
>of
>>> these.
>>>
>>>
>>> > These actually exist.....
>>> >
>>> > * On a Sears hair dryer:
>>> > Do not use while sleeping.
>>> >
>>> > * On a bag of Fritos:
>>> > You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
>inside.
>>> >
>>> > * Some Swann frozen dinners:
>>> > Serving suggestion: Defrost.
>>> >
>>> > * On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
>>> > Fits one head.
>>> >
>>> > * On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
>>> > Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
>>> >
>>> > * On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
>>> > Product will be hot after heating
>>> >
>>> > * On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
>>> > Do not iron clothes on body
>>> >
>>> > * On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
>>> > Do not drive car or operate machinery
>>> >
>>> > * On Nytol (a sleep aid):
>>> > Warning: may cause drowsiness
>>> >
>>> > * On a Korean kitchen knife:
>>> > Warning: keep out of children
>>> >
>>> > * On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
>>> > For indoor or outdoor use only.
>>> >
>>> > * On a Japanese food processor:
>>> > Not to be used for the other use
>>> >
>>> > * On Sainsbury's Peanuts
>>> > Warning: contains nuts
>>> >
>>> > * On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
>>> > Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
>>> >
>>> > * On a Swedish chainsaw:
>>> > Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
>>>
>
Brendan Bennett
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