The very successful lawyer parked his brand-new BMW in front of the office,
>ready to show it off to his colleagues.
>As he got out a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore
>off the driver's door of the BMW.
>The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't
>more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.
>Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
>screaming hysterically.
>His BMW, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely
>ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to
>make it new again.
>
>After the lawyer finally wound down from his tirade, the cop shook his head
>in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers
>are" he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't
>notice anything else".
>
>"How can you say such a thing?" raved the lawyer.
>
>The cop replied, "Didn't you know that your left arm is missing from the
>elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you".
>
>"My God!!!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!!!!"
David Gaguine
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