A patient is diagnosed as having an brain tumour.
"Is there any hope doctor?"
" I'm afraid your only chance is a brain transplant. This
is highly experimental and I'm afraid is only available privately."
"OK I'll just have to pay. How much is it?"
"Well you can have the brain of a GP, that will be 20,000pounds."
"Anything better?"
"Well we have a surgeon at £30,000"
"Anything better?
" A distinguished physician at £40,000".
"Is that the best deal??"
"Well we do have the brain of an Orthopaedic surgeon but that is
100,000 pounds."
"That's bloody expensive!!!"
" Ah, yes, but it has never been used."
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Allan Harris, GP, Haxby, York YO3 3PH
tel 01904-768666
work 01904-760125, fax 750168
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