No, no, you hide a tenner from an _anaesthetist_ by putting it in the
patient's notes.
You hide a tenner from an _orthopod_ by putting it inside a textbook.
Dr Robert Treharne Jones
GP and Trainer
Medical Consultant AAH Meditel
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-----Original Message-----
From: Graham Balin <[log in to unmask]>
To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]>
Date: 10 November 1998 18:29
Subject: Re: Joke
>
>
>On Mon, 9 Nov 1998 20:05:27 -0000
>"Roger Leary" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
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>> Q. Why is an orthopaedic surgeon so like a Rhinoceros?
>>
>>
>> A. They're both thick skinned, horny and charge a lot.
>>
>How do you hide a tenner from an orthopod.. ?
>
>Put it in the patient's notes
>
>
>How do you hide a tenner from a plastic surgeon?...
>
>Don't be silly, you _can't_ hide a tenner from a plastic surgeon.
>
>Cheerio,
>
>Graham
>
>'Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
> which one can die.'
>
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