On Mon, 9 Nov 1998 20:05:27 -0000
"Roger Leary" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Q. Why is an orthopaedic surgeon so like a Rhinoceros?
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> A. They're both thick skinned, horny and charge a lot.
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How do you hide a tenner from an orthopod.. ?
Put it in the patient's notes
How do you hide a tenner from a plastic surgeon?...
Don't be silly, you _can't_ hide a tenner from a plastic surgeon.
Cheerio,
Graham
'Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
which one can die.'
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