> True story:
>
> Pt: what do I do with these suppositories?
> Doc: put them in your back passage
> Pt: but doctor, this is where I keep my bicycle!
Also a True story
As a trainee (registrar) I did a home visit on an old lady who
informed me, at the end of the consultation, that she had a problem
with her back door.
Being of a DIY disposition I all but had the thing off its hinges
before she explained what 'back door' was a euphemism for ;-))
Mike
Mike North
GP Maylandsea Essex
Editor EQUIP (Formerly Essex MAAG) Magazine
http://www.equip.ac.uk
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