John Salmon typed:
> I have been asked by a patient if I know of a drug that reduces
> premature ejaculation. Unfortunately neither I nor my partners can
> recall one. I have a suspicion that I have read of one in the past and
> wonder if anyone knows of a harmless remedy.
elastic band
prozac
a bottle of brandy
diabetes
sleep with an uglier woman
sleep with a sheep
have several children (and then the opportunity
will never arise... arise, geddit?)
Think of your grandmother.
Think about cricket (always used to work for me, this
one, because I hate cricket with a passion (geddit?),
and, back then, I was young, and keen, and not farting
about on the mailing lists at half past midnight, and
there weren't three kids snoring and sighing and grunting
all the time, and there wasn't a ten-month-old infant
constantly at the "milk bar", and three times a day seemed
like a quiet day, and staying up until 4-5am was normal,
as was "sleeping" in past noon...)
that's enough, Ed.
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