At 01:44 AM 2/2/98 GMT, you wrote:
>True story:
>
>Pt: what do I do with these suppositories?
>Doc: put them in your back passage
>Pt: but doctor, this is where I keep my bicycle!
>
>Ahmad
>
>Apocryphal story:
Doc: Did the suppositories do any good?
Pt: No, doc: I put them in the back passage as you said, on a shelf near the
door, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them . . .
SL
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