The Guardian reckoned that would only be bettered if he went to Japan to
look at an ancient religious storage box, Foot eyes shin-toe chest?
Reminds me of the dreadful old joke about the madman in the launderette,
raping two women who were getting their clothes clean, then running away.
Headline next day, Nut screws washers and bolts!
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [log in to unmask]
> [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On Behalf Of Graham Balin
> Sent: 09 September 1998 20:19
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: Stunning Headlines
>
>
>
>
> On Wed, 9 Sep 1998 17:29:09 +0100
> "John Sanfey" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>
> > 7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
> But missed out the all-time great headline when Michael Foot was put in
> charge of a defence procurement committee...
>
> Foot Heads Arms Body.
>
> Still makes me laugh after all these years!
>
> Cheerio,
>
> Graham
>
> 'Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
> which one can die.'
>
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