Well............a few years ago, when we last had a bad winter down here, one
of my partners had the following conversation with a patient at 2am
Pt: "Oh doctor, I'm so glad it's you! Could you come out? We're very worried."
Dr: "What's the problem?"
Pt: " Well it's been so cold, you see, that the pipes have burst."
Dr: "WHY CALL ME??? You need a plumber!!!!!!!"
Pt: "That's funny, that's what the police told us.........."
Emile de Sousa
Weary of Weybridge
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
|