KT typed:
> Surfing the Net at home makes you depressed
Hmmm, I find that by the time I've downloaded my 100th full-colour,
full-frontal (or full back, whatever) jpeg of anal sex en flagrante
I am feeling a bit down in the dumps.
> USING the Internet at home increases depression and loneliness,
As you realise (by communicating with like-minded individuals)
that the world is full of depression and loneliness.
> according to a study commissioned by several leading technology
> companies.
>
> Email Electronic Telegraph.
Typing frankly, I must admit that netnews (Usenet) and this GP-UK
mailing lists have helped immeasurably to raise my spirits on many
an occasion.
Thank you, everyone.
To those I have helped, a beatific smile.
To those I have not, a protruded tongue.
To those I have irked, a packet of Prozac.
To those I have made smile, your smile is enough.
Jeeps, that was almost a Fish-ism!
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