Bummer.
I've got an article to write.
Which isn't bad in itself except that the editor
has a habit of choosing boring (ie done before
1000s of times) topics.
This time it's "Holiday Questions & Answers".
Which I can write in my sleep, I suppose.
(with a few more than usual typos)
It occurred to me though, that what might be better
would be "20 questions your doctor wishes you'd
asked before you went on holiday"
(like that's going to happen!)
1. "Doctor, everyone else know who's been to Turkey
has come back with the dreaded lurgy. If it wasn't
so cheap I'd think twice about going. You don't mind
if I come to see you in Saturday morning surgery,
40 minutes after I step off the plane, do you?"
2. "I'll be all right if I drink 20 cans of Special
Brew a day, yeah?"
3. "If I go to Spain and smoke 40 a day, I won't develop
a chest infection, will I?"
4. "It says in the paper that most doctor take a course of
Ciproxin with them when they travel abroad. What's
good enough for you is good enough for me. You don't
mind, do you doc? You're not a fundholder."
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