Thought I would share this evenings gems, all these offered appointment
Monday am
Just back from Spain, can't come to surgery, diorrhoea, need sick note hence
visit, meant to be at work tomorrow. Declined
Just off to Spain must have sick note tonight as will run out Monday when in
Spain. Given plus flea in ear.
"Insurance company sent me for a check up after RTA"
"Where did you get the POP on your arm then?"
"Been to A & E twice this week."
Offered full medical for insurances purposes if £56 upfront - patient
declined
"Been to Optician twice earlier in week, have letter"
Read GOS18, says corneal problem due to contact lenses, to stop wearing and
see GP for referral. Examine eyes - lenses in situ.
Advised will get OPD, demands urgent sorting out ASAP, says will go to
hospital, told not to.
Eye casualty rings, why send abusive stroppy man with non urgent problem on
a Friday evening!
Been having problem with ears for a bit
How long?
Went to old doctor with it recently.
Notes state not seen us since reg January, previous GP notes c/o blocked
ears Sept 97.
Solicitor phones, in court Monday have lost copy of notes will collect
originals from Surgery tonight Declined, insists on copy, eventually agreed
fee of £85 for emergency service.
Another solicitor phones, patient of yours who says you know her really well
wishes note to say agoraphobic. Will be evicted if not faxed ASAP, in court
Monday. Don't recognise name even after much prompting Turns out patient
moved out of area over 9 months ago. Declined.
Have a nice (Fri)day!
Trefor
NB Pulse GP et al - not for publication Don't even think about phoning me
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