A true one! OK, picture the scene...
On a TF1 (French TV network) broadcast which was going out to the lovely
French public live, the show is called "Les Z'amours" (the lovers). The
general
plot is that three couples come on to the program, the girls flit off set,
and
the lads get asked a series of questions. The girls then come back and get
asked the same questions, and for every right answer they get dix points.
On
this one night, off go the girls, and the presenter starts to ask the
questions.
First one up... "Not meaning to be too crude, but when did you last have
sex?"
The bloke goes a bit red, the audience starts to chuckle, and there's a
silence as the bloke decides to spit it out and go for the points. "This
morning" comes the response to a huge roar of appreciation from the crowd.
"OK, next question" pipes up the presenter, "whilst we're on the subject,
where?"
The bloke now goes bright red and cringes in his chair, the crowd goes
wild with laughter, and eventually the guy answers "In the kitchen". As
you can
imagine, the crowd loves it, and tries to suppress the laughter as the girl
comes
back on...
So, the presenter starts off, "when did you last have sex?" again, the
woman goes as red as a lobster, her partner reassures her saying it's OK as
he's already answered it, the crowd chuckles. "This morning" comes the
reply
to a huge scream from the audience, followed by silence.
"And where did you do it?" This time the woman is really struggling, but
again is reassured by her man that he has already answered. So she replies
"up
the arse."
You can imagine the huge silence as her parents sit in shock, sitting in
the front row, and don't forget, it was live, and everyone they knew was
watching............................
Robert Treharne Jones
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