Mid-life Change
A middle aged woman has a heart attack. While on the operating table
she has a near death experience. She sees God, and asks if this is it.
God
says no, that she has another 30-40 years to live.
She recovers, and decides to stay in the hospital and have a face
lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, hair dyed, etc. She
figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make
the
most of it. She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and
immediately gets hit by an ambulance.
She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had
another 30 or 40 years?" God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."
--
Tim Walter
Emis User Group
http://www.yingtong.demon.co.uk/emispage/eeugroup.htm
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
|