Bloke A: New job? What's that then?
B: I work for the railway looking after the station, cutting the
grass, checking the tracks and generally tidying up.
A: Sounds a bit boring.
B: Oh no, it's a great job. Why just the other day I was walking
along the cutting and found a young lady roped to the line.
I untied her and carried her back to the station. You know
how it is, one thing led to another and we ended up spending
the night together.
A: What you mean....?
B: You bet, ten hours of unbridled, passionate, no holds barred,
[enjoying physical relations]!
A: Wow! So is she good looking?
B: Well.... I dunno, I haven't found her head yet.
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