Two eggs were on their honeymoon and at that crucial stage in the
bedroom.
Mrs Egg went to the bathroom first. She was in there a little while and
then came out in her "eggligee" and slipped alluringly between the
sheets.
Mr Egg next went to the bathroom. A few minutes later he came back
naked apart from a helmet on his head. His very recent wife looked at
him and asked " What the hell are you doing with that on your head"
He said and I quote " well the last time I felt this hard some fucker
whacked my head off with a spoon"
Well I laughed my head off anyway.
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