Forwarded by Graham Balin <[log in to unmask]>
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From: "georgekieffer" <[log in to unmask]>
To: "Graham Balin" <[log in to unmask]>, "Malcolm Brownlie"
<[log in to unmask]>, "Michael Green" <[log in to unmask]>
Date: Thu, 11 Jun 1998 22:01:32 +0100
Subject: Application for a Coat of Arms
--Sorry about this, ladies and gentlemen, but in light of the interest
on this subject I thought I would forward this to the list....
>From The Royal College of Heralds
To Dr G Balin
Sir
Your application for a Coat of Arms for Viagra has been considered by the
College of Heralds and I am commanded to advise you that in consideration of
the potent symbolism the Heralds are minded to accede to your application.
The design approved by the College is per bend Goolies a Shield with a
membrum rampant in the bend sinister pointing at a female figure couchant.
You have also been granted supporters dexter HRH The Prince of Wales and
sinister The Lady Camilla. The Crest shall be a glans tumescent circumcised
roughly and the motto granted shall read "Id suge videque" or in the
vernacular "Suck It and See It". For Scotland you are exceptionally
permitted to use the motto "Aye Ready".
I am remain, Sir, your obedient servant
The Grand Pursuivant Anything Couchant
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