In the bad old days one of the chaps who taught me surgery....a vascular
surgeon allegedly used to do surprise attacks on the smokers who were enjoying
a fag round the back of his ward. He'd sneak up and shout "You, you and you,
!!!&& off home, I'm bloody not doing your op tommorow!"
Another patient was upset by another surgeon, the former wanted to be called
Smythe (the correct pronunciation of his name) but our surgeon kept on calling
him Smith......The patient lost his temper and as a retort the consultant
answered
"Smith-Smythe, Shit-Shite......its all the same to me"
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