On 04/25/98 08:15:55, "Joseph Gallagher" <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>hear this but last night my wife chopped up daffodils instead of spring
>onions
I saw a couple in A&E in 1984.
After dinner, wife decides to make some custard. She reaches out for
the tin, makes the custard as usual, they eat it with whatever, only
to discover later that the tin contained polyfilla powder! True!
A man came into A&E and asked me to check him over. Why, I asked:
" I dreamt I swallowed some nails" !
Did I tell you about the one with 2 pairs of feet sticking outta blanket
on the Cas trolley? It required IV Diazepam until the woman finally let
go. Bucket of water didn't work ;-) Can you imagine the agony of the
decision to actually call an ambulance and say: "er...sorry, we're
stuck mate!"
The people of Warwick are def weird. I had a hilarious 6 months stint
in Cas over there. Never stopped laughing!
Ahmad
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