On 04/21/98 12:03:06, Katie Law <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>>Do you the one about all the body organs clamouring to be the boss? ;-)
>No, tell me - us(if anyone else is sleepless in Surrey,,,)...
All the body organs had a conference to decide who's going to be the
boss of the whole body.
The Heart said it must be it because without it, everything stops.
The Eyes said it must be them because without seeing, the body can't do
much
The Brain said it must be it because it drives everything else
The Liver said it must be it since it is the factory that makes
everything.
And so on until the timid voice of the AssHole was heard amongst those
mighty organs bidding for the job.
Everyone laughed at it.
So, the AssHole shut itself down and severe constipation ensued.
The Brain had headaches, the Heart fluttered, the Eyes went foggy and
the whole system was threatened with total failure until they agreed
that the AssHole should be Boss.
This goes to show that you don't have to be an asshole to lead the NHS but
if you are, you're in for a treat .....!
Ahmad
PS: you mean 'sleepless in Sussex' since Brighton is where I sleep and
Reigate(Surrey) is where I work :-)
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