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From: Paul Caldwell <[log in to unmask]>
To: GP-UK Bulletin Board <[log in to unmask]>; Australia GP Bulletin Board
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Date: 09 April 1998 14:20
Subject: Brats in surgery
>How do you cope with brats in surgery?
2 reasons doctors' chairs have castors:
a) to allow rapid backwards propulsion before the vomit hits your
trousers/skirt
b) to allow movement in all directions ir order to run over the little
b*st*rds foot when he/she is playing up in your surgery.
C-P
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