> Date: Wed, 8 Apr 98 18:00:12 UT
> Subject: Brats in surgery
> From: "Paul Caldwell" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: "GP-UK Bulletin Board" <[log in to unmask]>,
> "Australia GP Bulletin
> Board" <[log in to unmask]>
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> Today I had a little horror in surgery while trying to talk to mum. Eventually
> she said "if you don't behave, the doctor will get angry". I pointed out that
> it was her job to discipline her children and not me- got the sick-parrot look
> in return.
> How do you cope with brats in surgery?
>
Creep up behind the little-buggers who insist on persistently jumping
up and down on my very expensive weigh scale and *SHOUT* in their ear
to stop!
Have done this twice so far this year when pushed to breaking point
by parental inadequacy.
Result? Brat goes crying to mother. One ask me to baby sit for her,
the other asked me to come and help her with her other kids!!!!!
[Cue sarcastic/funny comments from sick/twisted minds;-)]
Dr David J Plews
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