Lynn Woods wrote:
> I liked the parody on Weekending (Radio 4) of MI5 going public with
> their switchboard. It went something like....
>
<So Long Vas Deferens....aka BIG SNIP>
If you have a Deep Throat ...... Dial 69
If you are an Anti-Christ ( My patient this pm ) ........ Dial 666
If you want the answer to Life , the Universe and Everything .......Dial
42
If you have Haemorrhoids .......Dial 4, 7 and 11 ( Sorry Lynn ,possibly
medical injoke ;-) then again maybe not.)
JG ( feeling better already)
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