>women may have a little difficulty.
never
> There IS a code of Restroom Etiquette" that MUST be followed.
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>
>
> The following is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room.
> An X above the number will indicate "in use."
>
> (Sample):
>
> x x (Indicates that urinals 3 and 6
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 are occupied.)
>
>
> You are to identify correctly, based on urinal etiquette, at which
> stall you are to correctly stand. Good luck!
7, of course -thats the one opposite!
>
> Easy Section
>
> 1.)
>
> x x (Urinals 2 and 4 occupied.)
> 1 2 3 4 5 6
> -------------------------
>
>
>
> Your choice: ___
7 again
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Correct answer: 6 It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy
> instinctively knows this.
>
>
> 2.)
>
> x (Urinal 1 occupied.)
> 1 2 3 4 5 6
> -------------------------
>
> Your choice: ___
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Correct answer: 6 Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a
> greater risk of being next to someone who arrives later.
>
>
> Kind of tricky Section:
>
> 3.)
>
>
>
> (empty)
> 1 2 3 4 5 6
> --------------------------
>
> Your choice: __
>
>
> Correct answer: 1 or 6 You are tacitly saying, "I don't want
> anyone next to me."
>
> 4.)
>
> x x x (2, 4 and 6 occupied)
> 1 2 3 4 5 6
> -------------------------
>
>
>
> Your choice: ___
>
>
>
> Correct answer: 1 You're stuck being next to at least ONE
> guy, so you minimize the impact and get a wall on your left. NEVER go
> between TWO guys if you can help it. Exceptions to this are stadium restrooms
> where the herd thunders in.
>
>
>
>
> Subtle, tricky, but important to know Section
>
> 5.)
>
>
> x x x (2, 5 and 6 occupied)
> 1 2 3 4 5 6
> -------------------------
>
> Your choice: __
>
>
>
>
> Correct answer: 4 Believe it or not, 1 and 3 "couples" you
> with the guy in stall 2. And we wouldn't want THAT now, would we?
>
> This differs from question 4 in such a subtle way that
>the nuances cannot be explained. Suffice to say, only we men would
> understand! VERY tricky indeed Section
>
> 6.)
>
>
> x x x x (1, 2, 5 and 6 occupied)
> 1 2 3 4 5 6
> -------------------------
>
>
>
> Your choice: ___
>
>
> Correct answer: NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to comb
> your hair or straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If you
> have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for god's sake! ... use a doored stall.
>
>
> Other parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals:
>
> -- NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it
> terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.
> -- I don't think I need to tell you, absolutely NO touching of
> anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is of the highest
>offense.
> -- NO Singing. Period.
> -- Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see
> you there. I will not look again".
>
--
Katie Law
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