It's actually worse than that - in addition
your trousers will lose their crease
the cat won't come in
everyone's marriages will fail
Monaco will become nuclear capable
The Queen Mother will take a lover
Lech Walesa will become secretary general of NATO
and that's if you just so much as read the subject line
so, please, everyone, only use your computers will your eyes shut
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