An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his
dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty
soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell
and starts designing and building improvements. After a while they've got
air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and the engineer is a
pretty popular guy.>> One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and
says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan
replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air>> conditioning,
flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer
is going to come up with next.">> God replies, "What??? You've got an
engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there;
send him up here.">> Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on
the staff, and I'm keeping him.">> God says, "Send him back up here or
I'll sue.">> Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And
just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
With respects to my Christian barister friends
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\'o.O' David R. Sandberg, AA, BS, SS, MA, MLIS, SNAFU
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