> >Why God Will Never Get Tenure At Any University
> >
> > 1. Only published one book.
> > 2. It was in Hebrew.
> > 3. It had no references.
> > 4. He did not publish any of it in refereed journals.
> > 5. Some doubt He even wrote it Himself.
> > 6. He is not known for His cooperative work
> > 7. Sure, He created the world, but what has He done lately?
> > 8. He did not get permission from any review board to work with
> > human subjects.
> > 9. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by
> > drowning all the subjects.
> >10. When sample subjects do not behave as predicted, He deletes the
> > whole sample.
> >11. He rarely comes to class-just tells His students to read the
> > Book.
> >12. It is rumored that He sometimes lets His Son teach the class.
> >13. Although He only has 10 requirements, His students often fail
> > His tests.
> >14. He expelled His first two students for learning.
> >15. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain
> > top.
> >
> > -faculty members at Kansas State University
> > -instructors at Allen County Community College
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