> I'm taking this opportunity to add to Tim Rayborn's list of silly
saints,
> though George is the only one who knows the proper day.
Saint Gengulfus was
> "martyred" by his wife's lover, which is his claim to sainthood. To make
> matters better, it would seem his wife was punished with eternal flatulence
for her deed...
> Esther
> Esther Cohen
> Hebrew University
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Ahem:
St. Gengulfus was attacked and left dead,
By his rival (who's better in bed).
Now his wife, for her sin,
Has a bad case of wind,
"What a pain in the ass!" she said.
Tim ;-)
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