Alan Hyslop wrote:
> I'm sure someone can better that.
Another excuse for another joke :
One day John's tennis elbow was acting up
and he decided to stop in and see a doctor.
When he got to the doctor's office the nurse
told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes
but, first he'd have to give a urine sample.
John said that this was absurd but, the nurse
insisted and John complied. 15 minutes
later, John was ushered in to see the doctor.
"So that tennis elbow is really acting up,
huh?" the doctor said. "The nurse must have
told you," said John, wondering how the
Doctor knew. "No. It was in your urinalysis."
and the doctor continued to say that he had
just purchased this new machine that could
diagnose every physical condition with total
accuracy. John didn't believe a word of this
but he did agree to provide another urine
sample on check-up visit. Two days later,
John was sitting at the kitchen table with his
wife and his teenage daughter. He was telling
them about this ridiculous machine. When
John decided to have a little fun with the
doctor. John pis**d in the bottle as did his
wife and teenage daughter. Then while
walking to his garage he had a brainstorm.
John put a few drops of oil from his crankcase
in the jar and finally beat off and put a few
drops of semen in the jar. He drove to the
doctors office, shook the bottle, then handed it
to the nurse. This time his urinalysis took half
an hour. Finally, John was ushered in to see
the doctor. The doctor looked at him
and said, "I've got some bad news, smartass.
Your daughter is pregnant, your wife's got V.D.,
your car is about to throw a rod, and if you
don't stop beating off that tennis elbow is
never gonna heal!"
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